Dickdar – The Talking Penis Size Detector Key Chain

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Dickdar – The Talking Penis Size Detector Key Chain

The most insane talking keychain in the world.It first announces:”DickDar Activated.All Dicks ready for Inspection”

Followed by a rising pitch alarm signal.
Then the judgement:
One of the following:
  • “But Your hands Are So Big!”
  • “Oh My God, Hung Like a Horse”
  • “Short and Thick does the Trick”
  • “It’s So Little Where Is It?”
  • Supersize! Supersize! System Overload”
  • It’s So Small That’s Ridiculous!
  • That P*nis is a Weapon of Mass Destrruction”.
 
Aim the Dickdar keychain at your subject’s pecker and hit the Gaydar button. 
In just a few moments the Dickdar’s amazing technology will size up his schlong and tell you the results. 
Requires 3 LR44 / AG13 (1.5V) Batteries (Included).
 

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